Freaky smart for 2.

I was in the kitchen trying to get dinner to the table when a moody and unhappily restrained (aka snuggled) Jack sat in his Daddy's arms.

John said to Jack: Jack can I get a hug?
Jack: No.

John: Jack can I get a kiss?
Jack: No.

John: Jack do you want a tickle?
Jack: Nooooo... (with big upset eyes)

John: Jack can I get you to say 'no'?
Not even looking at Daddy as if he's catching on he says "Uh-uhhh."

*Dory and Daddy crack up at this point.*

John: Jack can I get a kiss?
Jack: No.

Seriously. It's true. It happened. Good grief.